Homo Horoscopes

Try a new strategy with your adversaries: kill ‘em with kindness. That weapon is untraceable. If they complain, just offer them a cheesy grin in return. If they call you names, respond with nothing but sugar and spice. You’ll drive them crazy!

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Your trials and tribulations are only interesting to you — no one else. So stop trying to impress folks with stories of your disgusting life, and it is disgusting. Focus on more palatable subjects like politics or religion. Then again, maybe you should just stay out of earshot.

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Keep you mouth shut. That maw of yours will land you in lots of trouble if you aren’t careful. It’s all fun and games until someone gets all weird and serious on you. If the other person wants to take it far, let them — don’t get involved.

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At least you have one thing going for you: willpower. If it wasn’t for that, you’d be a complete waste of time and energy. You’re like the sad movie of the week, except you never overcome adversity. It sticks to you like stink on … well, you know the rest.

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It’s not an accident if you keep doing it, so when are you finally going to learn from your mistakes? Knowing you, probably never. It’s about time you figured out what’s not working and fix it. Too bad that’ll never happen.

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